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The Oatmeal’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal.
If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn’t a gift. It’s a warning.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as “Cat vs. Internet,” “How to Pet a Kitty,” and “The Bobcats,” plus 17 brand-new cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for the cat lover in your life and all who enjoy witty humorous comics. Includes a bonus pullout poster.
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date : October 9, 2012
Edition : Original ed.
Language : English
Print length : 136 pages
ISBN-10 : 1449410243
ISBN-13 : 978-1449410247
Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
Dimensions : 7 x 0.5 x 9 inches
Part of Series : The Oatmeal
Best Sellers Rank: #697 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1 in Computers & Internet Humor #3 in Internet & Social Media Humor (Books) #4 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
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